Maybe I’m a Simp
So yesterday on our way back from church, some of my guys and I were talking about how sometimes ladies come on to us strong and the measures we take to ensure that we do not fall into their traps (because as you may know, I have woman and them to they have their women, one woman to one man. Lol, had to be very specific there).
Our women have access to our phones. My woman’s fingerprint unlocks my phone, my face unlocks hers. She doesn’t go through my phone but she can. If she does, she won’t find anything strange inside because once you start coming at me, I’ll report you to my babe.
When we were going to church I was telling them that whenever I notice someone is moving in a certain “let’s be more than friends" kinda way I find the slightest opportunity to insert “my babe likes that too" or “the other day my babe and I…" just to leave that information there that I am taken and I’m not hiding it. However, some babes do not care. Yes, I’m talking from experience. They don’t mind “running things" with you and even being friends with your babe. They’ll act normal in front of her but behind closed doors… toh!
There are guys who don’t mind having that (shame!) and then there guys who fall victim.
One of the ways these guys fall victim to these “strange women" is by thinking they are strong men. Lol, dey play. I am not a strong man oo, I put boundaries on myself to protect the girl, my babe and I. I remember telling one babe “it’s not you I don’t trust oo, it’s me. Man of God na still man". I have the tendency to fall too and I don’t rate myself too highly.
Fun fact; I once did. I used to say “even if you strip naked, nothing will happen between me and you". Oh how foolish I was because when something happened, lol, that’s story for another.
Now I know better and I do my best not to put myself in a Potiphar’s wife situation. Once you start I will just move away from you because na from clap dance dey start. I no fit come dey do “baby I have a confession to make" or “baby I can explain" the mere thought of hurting my woman intentionally dey bring me chest pain.
You can say “it’s because you cannot handle it that’s why" I agree. I’ve already said I’m not a strong man. You can go and be strong me I know where I’ve come from and I have no desire to return there, not even by mistake.
So if you start sending me one kind one kind messages just know that I have gone to say “ehen babe, one girl did this and did that oo"
Maybe I am a Simp.
I agree.
I will report you to my babe.
